Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
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GL1TCH3D 0
No brethalyzer test?
BuhZinga 2
I would think the real problem wasn't the swerving or beer smell but rather the open container. I don't know about Florida but the states I've been don't allow alcohol to be open in the car.
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Comments (153)
thiscrazything 1
Sucks for you. With a little luck, the judge will throw it out.
bubo_fml 11
Speakin' of showers, watch out in the group showers during your stay in county...
PYLrulz 17
Something tells me this is painfully obvious that it's a fake, and OP is fudging the story, hiding the fact that they were drunk, not unless the cop never heard of open container laws.
immortal628 20
There's a lot of talk on here about whether the OP deserved it, but we can't know for sure without the rest of the details. One thing I do know is that if these were my friends, they'd need a new DD.
Jasonf6 0
Must bean idiot cop not notice you're wearing the booze and not drunk.
spec2662 0
Open container in most states is illegal, you shouldn't of had booze in the car. As the driver you were responsible I don't feel sorry for you YDI
MistressKira 0
I think he might have gotten arrested for having open beer cans. I know that's against the law. So even if the cans were closed and only opened to pour it on OP; he would still be arrested.
hopeless321 3
open containers are illegal too and that would be your fault for letting them in the car.
ohmandapants 17
They arrested you without a breathalyzer or making you walk in a straight line? That's weird. On the other hand, you stank of beer and were swerving so you can't blame them for assuming you were driving drunk. In any case, FYL
j_cat187 20
**** open container laws. I want a miller while driving home from work