Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
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Top comments
tehaustiebear 34
Is that a play off of Snookie? I don't sven want to imagine.
lfrider92 21
Nothing turns me on like a nice game of snooker. Mmmmm
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Comments (69)
tehaustiebear 34
Is that a play off of Snookie? I don't sven want to imagine.
rebeleous 14
It's essentially a more difficult version of pool
knoxxx 22
Most people in the US play pool, not Snooker. I've never even seen a set of Snooker balls here.
orbit 22
Then you haven't seen mine
1947Chevy 17
27 that's actually very interesting I have a set of snooker balls but I don't play that near as much as pool simply because I like pool more
lfrider92 21
Nothing turns me on like a nice game of snooker. Mmmmm
gjikvtj 18
Or family ventures. Thanks for getting some napkins son No problem Mom Wanna have incest?
cryssycakesx3 23
lol "wanna have incest"
wtfomfgfml 14
Well, you are a huge wanker.
nchic01 17
well...
logan00_fml 15
Snooker?
lfrider92 21
Billiards basically
wtfomfgfml 14
It is a bit like American pool?
Ravike 17
Bigger board more balls and difficult than pool..game play wise different aswell :)
martin8337 36
Not to be mistaken for pocket pool.
cece23_fml 10
Who cares what game, they all involve balls of one kind or another.
mikerockks 6
WTF Is Snooker?
elusiveshame 22
Appears to be similar to billiards. Doesn't make sense in the fml
mikerockks 6
You don't have to be a jerk about it. Jeez.
pjsr 33
Sheesh! Is that what you kids call it now?
pjsr 33
One nice thing is that the holes are tighter than pool
sparty48910 5
what the hell happened to the chicken?
Dozer1988 14
For those of us who don't play snooker and live in the U.S. where snooker is not common knowledge, it is a British game similar to pool or billiards.
tj4234 36
Actually, snooker originated in India. Although to be fair, India was part of the British Empire at that point.
minesbiggerr 25
So a British game....
tj4234 36
Only if you define India as "British".
CoGhostRider 31
@38 since India was British at the time (assuming you were right) yes it would be British
knoxxx 22
And the name Snooker was given to the game by a British Colonel stationed in India. And was mostly played by members of the British Army.
amisenho 11
Oh, good gravy. We can take snooker and somehow turn it into a history debate. I like it.
Pakistanismurf 13
Snooker is a cue sport just like Billiards
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Why don't you watch some straight-up **** instead of that plot shit?
foxwasalamb 24
in my humble opinion, a lot of **** is disgusting.
stargirl_95 24
Sometimes the ones with some kind of plot are better. If the exposition lasts less than a minute or two then it doesn't really matter. And to be fair, you don't really know whether you're going to get a plot one or a non plot one before you click on it.
GentlemanBastard 15
The horrible acting usually ruins any type of plot, for me at least.
onlychildFTW 34
I have heard **** is supposed to be a beginning to an acting career; from what I've seen I certainly hope not. I'm not a fan of ****, the acting is too bad. If I do watch it, I can't have a plot it ruins everything for me. That horrible acting.
AFaye3964 17
what is snooker?