Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Quickie
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Worth a shot
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Good for you
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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TheWicked 4
Ehh.. shouldn't you be happy that he's finally trying to get somewhere?!
Joshua137 0
blunt
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technodr01d 0
Uh... not that YDI, but not FYL either. Maybe he honestly is kind and sincere, and just wants to be with you. Or maybe he's a total asshole but, if you're going to flirt with somebody, you better be ready for them to ask you to do something, whether it's date or have sex or make out or whatever. Also, as a female, I find it funny that #24's comment was hidden. "You should have known because he's a guy," is a sexist comment. Get over it. Why isn't he allowed to say so? I bet if this were all backwards, and #24 was a girl saying "boy, you are sexist," it would have a bunch of LIKES. Girls can be sexist, too. Everyone can be. We're human beings, Christ. That being said, I'm sure I've said "well, he's a guy" a thousand times, but I also say "well, she's a girl." I don't mean it to be sexist, because I don't REALLY believe all guys/girls are like the one in question. I'm talking about stereotypes. Sometimes I'm joking and sometimes I'm serious. But if you're a dude and you act like an asshole douchebag that just wants to **** 'em and leave 'em, you deserve to be grouped with that stereotype because you're just enforcing it. And if you're a girl and you act like a selfish two-faced bitch, you, too, are enforcing the stereotype that girls are crazy. So people are going to sound sexist saying "Well, he's a guy," even though the person in question is acting like a stereotype and probably deserves it. Basically what I'm trying to say is that sexism or racism or whatever-ism is born out of stereotypes. And that everybody does it. You shouldn't be pissed off because someone said a sexist comment is sexist.
technodr01d 0
on another note... just curious. What was your response and then his again? Or did you just post this without finding out what he really meant/wanted?
jaded_gal 0
let me put it to you this way sweetie, if your not planning on giving a dog a bone you shouldnt tease him with it either. you dangle something in front of a guys face long enough, he'll reach for it. there's being sentimental as you put and being a total pussy. your sentimental friend finally made a move after sharing sugar sweet texts with you for who knows how long. I applaud him for having a pair, and I want to slap you for thinking your sweetheart exchanges were going nowhere. no guy is that sentimental. ydi
theRovingMage 0
"if your not planning on giving a dog a bone you shouldnt tease him with it either". It's one thing to offer a guy a bone, it's another thing to have him try to take the bone and the hand holding it, too. All she was saying with flirty texts is that she's interested in starting a relationship. There's a difference between that and wanting to screw. I'm so fed up with a culture where a girl is expected to immediately put out or she's a prude. It just sickens me.
williakakie256 4
I think you could consider it sweet cuz he couldn't wait any longer for you to be his :)
technodr01d 0
I think you should reconsider that comment. He may not be able to wait for a bunch of other girls "to be his" either. Don't assume he's being sweet just because he's asking her to **** or hook up or whatever. I really hope YOU don't just go home with any guy that says "Let's hook up/****/etc" just because you interpret that to mean "I can't wait for you to be mine," because eventually he's going to mean "I can't wait to give you my chlamydia."
Random0Ryan 0
not a fml work like a win?
Jakers721 0
after a certain point, all men will drop the act in order to get their nut...some men just aren't as subtle about it than others.
Alice_laughed 13
Give the poor bastard a chance to do something -ANYTHING- more than texting.
Desurain23 0
JESUS WAS A MAN Whether or not you believe in jesus, the one undeniable fact is that he was a man! No religion anywhere has put a woman in charge of shit. That's called dogma -- man-dogma -- and it means men are better than women. at everything. unless its some trivial meaningless crap like winning the argument or having better handwriting. Railed.
TheMan65 0
ok... wtf... i went after a girl for 3 years and didn't mention one thing about sex. Until finally one day we hooked up and that was the end of it, she didn't want a relationship, Just a fun time, so don't tell me that guys are the only ones that think about sex. Most girls are in it for the sex just as much as guys.
technodr01d 0
Just wanted to say that I'm a girl and totally agree with this. It's sad that all most people want now is to just "have a good time." Apparently most kids these days skip the STD day in Sex-Ed.
flame1819 0
really? really, people? this is posted and nine isn't? lousy mother fu*****!