Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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TheWicked 4
Ehh.. shouldn't you be happy that he's finally trying to get somewhere?!
Joshua137 0
blunt
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Comments (282)
BelleElle_fml 5
100 - Not really, considering one of those heads doesn't contain a brain.
Brey1013 0
Welcome to the male psyche
davek 36
What the fcuk do you expect? Cocktease.
blahzz 4
Guys say what you want to hear to get that cookie of yours. Beer and pussy. Thats what guys want.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Do you have any idea how annoying it is texting a girl like that?
hasan_shami2013 0
how is this an FML? he like you wtf is wrong with you
kcjones789 0
how is that bad??
bluefairy_fml 24
YDI for believing in cheap sentimentalisms. Grow up and learn to be honest with yourself and the people around you. If you expect men to tell you cheesy, sentimental pick-up lines that you heard in crappy soap-operas or love songs, then they will tell you that stuff just to get into your panties, then they will dump you as soon as they get bored of having to lie to you and you'll be heart-broken.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
well he's right just hook up
GeminiDragon 0
13: spoken like a true sexist feminist..... the words hook up does not always mean sec..... maybe the guy meant why text when we can talk in person