Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I sent a text to my best friend venting about how terrible my date was going. I called the guy I was with a "clueless idiot." I sent it to my date instead of my friend. He responded with, “I’m sitting right in front of you.” FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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Top comments
janabanana18 0
my god! Guys have issues.
MagneticGuitar 0
Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P
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MagneticGuitar 0
Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P
Celesta 11
I see what you did there. :x
fakeaccountX 6
Yeah. You should have texted him 11th.
iGrenade 0
i believe you guys read it wrong. op's mad cuz she fed him for free.
rallets 23
or 44th
Celesta 11
He was probably just that desperate :)
metalboxzes 0
hi.
hairt 4
hi taco
naximus93 0
#3, you just earned the reward for 'The Most Horrid Comment Ever'. Congratulations.
DocBastard 40
Damn, damn, damn!! I was SO in the running for that award! I was robbed!!
C6Racer 0
Hey taco! Do you crap ice cream? Awesome.
Xavi89 0
damn!!!!!
bridawg 0
well when did you?
El_patron 0
sounds like a joke...
clemcool_fml 0
yeah, I wouldn't have texted him so quickly, BUT he definitely took that wrong. you should have texted back "when did you get so dimwitted?"
Sun_Kissed18 25
So quickly? It's friday. If it really was the weekend then that was a few days ago. I see nothing wrong with her response
eternalsunlight 5
I think she was being polite and sweet by texting him. It was only one text after all just to let him know she would be interested to go out again sometime in the future.
youfailed18 0
Looks like he isn't getting any.
fraqtl 1
what if no one calls after the first date? it's ok to keep folks like yourself from pissing in the gene pool, but not for the rest of us
janabanana18 0
my god! Guys have issues.
Hughmadd 0
If this comment were about women it would've been given at least -10 votes and probably moderated...
Sirin_fml 47
Man up, we don't moderate mundane stupidity.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Also that's clearly not true because there are several FML with comments similar to that about women and the comments get thumbed up quite a bit.
FerrariCake 2
#41... do you moderate redundancies?
easwhitey 0
ydi needy pol make me sick. jk he's an idiot
Brittany0989 0
Agreed! Some guys are ridiculous when it comes to girls or dating. This was meant for comment 15, I'm not sure why it posted on this one...