Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Comments (338)
nemo3590 0
"Oh no! Not every single aspect of my boyfriend's life revolves around me! FML!" You thought you became a couple a month in the future?
CheckYourPockes 4
YDI for trying to compete with CoD over a guy you just dont do it...
mndz_mkl 0
He sounds awesome. Or sounds like what i'd do.... if I still had phone.... or PS3. R.I.P. I got a MW2 shirt!!!!
jeane123 6
Whyy would u date someone in a month? and think its when u became a couple when it hasnt even come yet?
audreyfotc 0
she means her anniversary. it's really not that hard to understand don't insult the person because now you look like an idiot
Bud_fml 16
Both, maybe?
dntknowaname 0
wow these FML's get worse and worse each day...who cares?...
theJU 0
thats my birthday! :D
Squwatknot 0
Sorry to tell you this but Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be better than sex and no that doesn't make me a nerd i just like that game more than sex and yes that means that it beats all girls with the exemptions of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Vida Guerra. If you don't know who the last one is go jump off a cliff and land your nuts on a spiked rock (guys only).
PrinceTwilight17 0
Oh I am so very sorry your boyfriend didn't have a signature that DIDN'T HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. If I was him I would break up with you ASAP. *Rolls Eyes* These FML's are terrible.
Islander_fml 5
How could you think 11/10/09 is the date you two got together when 11/10 hasn't even happened yet? If this was Europe and 11/10 meant October 11th, then maybe I can see the mistake, but you're writing from the U.S., where 11/10 means November 10th. So YDI. Anyway, why do you expect your boyfriend to put your into something as insignificant as a text signature?