Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Comments (338)
Emrysa 1
omg, this is the most horrifying fml EVER! This is worse than the guy who's family wanted to watch t.v. instead of finding out he had cancer! You mean your boyfriend seriously put hobby related things in his signature instead of writing about you! Edward Cullen would never do that to his woman!
allmidnighteyes 11
I can't tell if this is trolling or not :C Because some people I've met are actually this serious...
caramelluv 0
in some countries, like in south America, the day comes before the month. smart.
J1208 2
To hell with you! MW2 Rocks!
SkaterChic 0
you can't expect everything your boyfriend thinks about or likes is about you. stop being such a narcissist. this isn't an fml at all.
bishoprsv2 0
MW2 IS the most overrated game ever. The only reason people will buy it is because it's CoD4's sequel, and it's NOTHING like CoD4. Have fun wasting $60 on a shitty sequel guys.
Standupboi 0
u idiot,that day hasent happend yet
fatass123 0
You've got a keeper.
FunkyVerb 0
Oh no, my boyfriend is excited about a game and he doesn't include the date we started dating in every text he sends. My life sucks.
Hazy_fml 0
Heh. Really. Quoted For Truth.
Sacch2010 0
Win.
zshaikh 0
hahahHa owned bitch :)
amitalegaonkar 0
random human dies*