Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
themclovin101 0
like they say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart lol
bigbadtim 7
Maybe the booze brought out his realfeelings.
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perdix 31
1. Take him to Vegas 2. Get him drunk 3. Get married 4. When he sobers up, you'll have your hooks in him 5. He'll want a divorce 6. ????? 7. Profit You'll make money and that sloppy son-of-a-bitch will have learned an expensive lesson in holding one's liquor.
dejavudo 0
today my girlfriend texted me while I was hungover fml!
princess579 0
i'm srry. u should dump him.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your boyfriend must be highly proficient at texting with drunk.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's weird, I could have sworn that's not what I wrote at all! I meant "Your boyfriend must be highly proficient at texting while drunk", but obviously that's not how it turned out. Sigh...
shootintacos 0
you did say that.
xxJacobxx 0
I agree with 56
unmadebed 0
Meh drunk texts aren't always true.Once I drunk texted my friend that I wanted basketball shorts.But I do not want those at all.=]
kgraham21 0
He was probably on an iPod Touch or iPhone and meant to hit "u" but hit "I" and it auto-capitalized it.
SimpleMan_fml 0
Had that happen to me too, do not worry.
RoCksTaR_13 5
drunk word=truth words im sure he meant it
foxy1222 0
but drunk people always tell the truth!!!