noreia
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML
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Stylux_fml 16
While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.
extrasnipes 22
anyone else wonder how old they actually are?
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ziy_fml 15
We'll shit lol
Twostepit 2
We'll shit? I wasn't even aware that I had to go!
ItsAUnicorn 27
Do we have to go NOW?? Oh well what a timing :(
sarcasticlover 30
how to shit 'lol'????
Riku714 25
Oh shit! (Get it? It's a pun)
Black_Rose97 9
what's so punny about it? this FML had nothing to do with shit.
BirdieCurls 25
the topic went from disappearing lingerie to taking a dump...together...
Spider_Web 11
It's a good FML community bonding exercise
JaegerMayCry 13
Who doesn't bond while taking a crap? ******** friends are the best kind of friends!
rgri 11
We will?
hannahsnyder69 16
Groupsie poopsie
Bcfrmkc816 17
Ya ya did that's why your on here reading these
T1A2Z3 35
We're having a poop party? Awkwarddd
Stylux_fml 16
While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.
mFUNdo21 17
it's also illegal
Wakachulak 22
How the hell is that weird? It's an adult woman and a teenage boy who are not related to each other at all! Stealing aside, his feelings for her are perfectly normal.
futureNFLmom 2
The "boy" is 20 years older than she is!
Squtchy 11
It said 20 years younger
Zwingend 15
Ah, well. At least you found out what was going on and got your stuff back(even if you're not comfortable using them again). I'd probably be finding a different place to be hanging my unmentionables for a while.
pdp_fml 21
Dry your lingerie using the lingerie setting on the dryer if you have one.
ilytyvm 25
...they don't have lingerie settings in driers. a lace and delicates one, but not lingerie. not to mention that lingerie would be qualified as the aforementioned 'lace and delicates'. also, if they're sticky, that means that he was probably doing unmentionable things to her unmentionables, which definitely makes me think she would never want to use them again. I shudder to think what that "boy" may have done to those articles of clothing...
ilytyvm 25
^^ I got this FML confused with another. it won't let me edit the previous comment. it didn't say her undies were sticky, but the thought makes the FML that much creepier. so, it stays. lol
Rainhawk94 27
pretty sure #9 wasn't being serious
speckledots 29
He went to the trouble of stealing it all, imagine all the things he did with them. I'd just throw them out and make a mental note to not hang any new ones I get outside anymore.
saudor 14
So that's where those things've been lingering around..
ItsAUnicorn 27
It makes a difference if the boy is 8 years old or 16.. If he's 8 or something (not into puberty yet) I think it's more because he's interested in the nice patterns of design instead of getting.. Excited by it I hope for you the first one OP, otherwise, good luck.
nnnope 26
....what...? something tells me you didn't read the entire FML.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Aw shit, after reading it again I see you're right :( I need to learn how to read properly, I guess Excuse me for my stupid comment!
Ki11erC 18
Says 20 years younger, doesn't state the age of OP, they could be in their 20's. without a reference age, 20 years younger means nothing.
Rainhawk94 27
yea there is a difference if he was 8 or 16...8 years
awsamb 8
Is it just a coincidence that almost every single FML post gets thumbed down?
Rainhawk94 27
yea it's ridiculous people thumb down everything
SerendipityRose 26
Pros: Even being 20 years older you obviously look good enough for your scanty panties to be a worthy trophy. Cons: Lingerie is seriously expensive to replace & a creeper at any age remains creepy. FYL, OP...
ilytyvm 25
your comment made me laugh. I love your word choices.
dingleberrysteve 6
Eh, 5 yr olds do weird shit. not sure you could chalk it up to creeper status.
extrasnipes 22
anyone else wonder how old they actually are?
perdix 31
#11, no, I really don't want to know how old the lingerie was. Are you one of those weirdos who insists on stealing well-worn panties to ensure that the scent is infused into the fabric?
protoasha 11
I'm pretty sure 11 is talking about the kid. The kid is 20 years younger than OP, but now old is OP/the kid?
mooseantlers 1
my thoughts exactly!
CocaColaPepsi 13
#52, I'm not sure but I think the word for what Perdix said is a joke.
CaliSpooner 4
Guys, I'm sure he meant how old is the OP and the neighbor, not how old the lingerie is LOL
noreia 14
just to clear that up i'm 34 for a few months - and it still creeps me out to think about it... i'm gonna throw the stuff away and hang clothes besides jeans and sweaters in the cellars from now on
reymon8823 24
Well Atleast you got it going on for ya OP for a 14 year old to think you're hot. props to you for being good looking and a slap upside the kids head for being the dumbass teenager who goes out and steals undergarments from women.. He might have a bad fetish for lingerie and maybe need some counseling of some sort
peacejunior 12
I would invest in a dryer.
mFUNdo21 17
and ruin your expensive lingerie. yup. good idea
perdix 31
#36, most modern dryers have an "Intimates" cycle to safely dry delicate items. Unfortunately, most women think that's the cycle to use when they want to sit on the dryer and have mind-blowing orgasms ;)
peacejunior 12
What? All these years of using a dryer were a lie? Note to self: google search how people dry their lingeries.
DocBastard 40
I would wash it all. Really well. Twice.
sniken 14
I think I would burn it all. Just to get the creepy images out of my head.
JeWbOy101 11
But doc, don't you know it takes up to 8 washes to remove semen from clothes. Twice would not cut it I do not think.
cakefete2 31
Damn, 8 washes?! What the hell is that sperm made of, adamantium?
Smoldering 15
No that would be the wolverine...
Jeffy91 28
I sure hope you washed them after he handed them to ya. Never know what his son could've done to them... or all over them. lmao