Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
xobriexo 0
#12 is right.
CheezerX 0
LOL!
Blanadestroyer 0
I hope your own fart made you stop laughing - even your body knows it was wrong. Where did your brain go? Did Edward suck it out together with your common sense? Speaking in a language you might understand better: Bella would never laugh, nor she would fart if Edward told her she's beautiful. (I slap myself for knowing this sh*t, but my GF made me watch it. She has read all the books. Then didn't stop talking how she's in love with Edward. She's my ex-GF now. Learn your lesson.)
s0n0fjay 0
edward cullen can go suck it. i hate girls who like that fictional buffoon.
Don_fml 0
Soooo... lemme see if I have this right. You like the guy. You hope he likes you. He tells you that you're beautiful, and you laugh so hard that you fart. You DO realize that what you just did was tell the guy nonverbally that he has poor taste. How moronic is that? Why do women do this? Know what happens if you keep it up? They'll stop telling you. Really.
webbles 0
Aw, it's okay. One time I was about to have my first kiss with a guy and I was so nervous I couldn't stop giggling. I started to feel naseous, so I ran off to another room and puked. Anyway, that guy is now my boyfriend. True story. You're fine.
webbles 0
P.S. Don't let these bastards get you down. Awkwardness can be endearing.
Frisbee_fml 0
Dammit, this is why you shouldn't eat breakfast while reading FMLs. Shit
the_boss_fml 0
ydi you disgusting prick
sissi_fml 0
hhhahahahahhh?embarrassing situation......