Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
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cavalos94 0
everyone is having blizzard fmls:o
perdix 31
You should have called ahead to see if your work was open before you left. YDI about being such a n00b about blizzards.
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Comments (70)
cavalos94 0
everyone is having blizzard fmls:o
you_failed 15
Yeah! Supposedly (my friend told me) that there's a huge blizzard covering a good amount of states in the U.S.!
rockyraccoon28 8
yep [: I live in michigan. we got about 20 inches of snow last night. it's up to my waist in some parts of my backyard because of the wind gusts.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Make a snowman maybe you'll feel better(:
cavalos94 0
wow:o do you mind getting all wet? from the snow I mean
Perksofbeingawal 0
Psht, try living in Canada. We don't even have a summer. We have 11 months of winter and 1 month of autumn. Hate the weather here. >:(
Shootamonkey3 0
Haha rocky you must be short.
rockyraccoon28 8
haha shootamonkey, actually I'm 5' 10".
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I get slizzard not blizzard. But seriously does anyone in the US actually have insurance?
iSnowboard 0
32 yeah I went there once and got to sleep in a igloo and ride a polar bear to town :)
breena25 0
I live in Hawaii, so no snow for me. except on the mountains
Perksofbeingawal 0
Omg I ride polar bears everywhere. B) ugh but seriously haha like the amount of snow we get is disgusting. ;/
pattheaninal 9
32- i know how you feel. american's whimp out about the biggest nonsense.. suck it up lady.
gamerhead 3
Omg theres a blizzard???? I haven't heard of any massive ones around here!!!
DenisV95 2
Same!
amazingdiva21 1
there were huge blizzards in pretty much all of the eastern states!
EatnBeef 7
I'm in Oklahoma. I spent my whole day digging people out of the snow. being the good person that I am :)
Cypherrr 13
That really sums about your car, OP. I hope you're okay. D: Today I walked all the way to my bus stop in the snow storm and deep snow here to find out my work was closed too. xD
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I guess you're out of the loop OP!
itschris 0
You're life sucks o triple dee hardbody .
krazy_glu3 0
are you ten?!?!!
beastin34 0
damn
motero 0
that's da east coast 4 ya. I miss Cali:'(
DocBastard 40
Michigan is on the east coast now?? Why the **** wasn't I informed???
Renesaga 8
Pfft, Doc. Don't be ridiculous. Of course Michigan is east coast, just like Colorado is west coast! Right? Oh, no? My bad.
TheDrifter 24
Everything east of the Mississippi River is the Atlantic Ocean. West Coast truck driver's axiom.
death_dolphin24 0
Least your not where I'm from
Gwyndion 9
I get a car sliding through an intersection and totalling your car, a lady however? Just how fat was that lady that she's able to total your car? Could be though to know who she is unless they tatoeed her name on her behind.
FMLephant 2
It was Moby Chick, the land whale!
perdix 31
You should have called ahead to see if your work was open before you left. YDI about being such a n00b about blizzards.
rockyraccoon28 8
agreed. michiganders should know how to get from A to B in the snow. it's not that hard.
Thalymor 0
Seriously, OP should have definitely called ahead. I think pretty much every school in Michigan (including the Universities) were closed today. If all of the schools are closing, then OP should think "Hey, maybe I shouldn't even attempt to go to work today."
flipstar530 0
haha you shouldve stayed home anyway