Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Vayt 2
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
Acuvue 0
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.
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mef_fml 0
meh. it's creepy but it's not a big deal...
knbnnate 0
If you are going to treat him with disdain anyways, you should probably forcefully kick him out of your life and let him start creeping out somebody else. Why give him enough of your attention to hear a movie quote come out of his mouth otherwise? Cruelty? Do you enjoy seeing the socially maladjusted fail at social interactions, year after year? Honestly, if he is truly creepy then get rid of him and put him out of your mind. If he is really an important enough presence in your life that you cannot do that (like, so important that you would post about him on FML and expect people to care) then you should probably try to reevaluate your opinion of him for your own sanity's sake. Get rid of him or find something to like!
auds23 0
he may have just came up and started talking to her, or maybe they have classes or work together and are forced to be near eachother. maybe she was just being nice and said hey to him and he started talking. u shouldn't say she's being cruel for interacting with him when u don't know the whole story. what would be cruel is to ignore someone completely in the hopes that they would move on. it doesnt work like that, so don't make such accusations towards someone.
knbnnate 0
How does she know he's been in love with her for two years if this is someone who just walked up out of the blue and started talking to her? It sounded to me like this was something that had essentially been going on for the last two years. If I am off base, I rescind my comment and apologize.
jbieber2 0
Take that as a complement, now i want to see your breasts :S
FerrariCake 2
You mean compliment (with an "i" in the middle). Please learn the difference between "complement" and "compliment" if you want to try to use big words.
beacee 0
your life sucks but why were you talking to him? also although your life sucks, princess bride does not :)
alicia_was_here 3
tell him his feelings for you are not mutual, and you dont feel comfortable getting those comments from him. and if you do.. stop complaining
BurnIt2TheGround 0
that's kinda beautiful bahahaha how romantic hahaha oh and congrats on the breasts lol
somuchjustice 0
You love him for two years but you still think a dude admiring perfect boobs is creepy? Where have you been? YDI for having nice ****.
dangletsbang21 0
you all are just a bunch of retards
yourmom246 0
your a ****** bitch, he loves you, that's not creepy it's romantic bitch !
OlieBaby1625 0
I agree with 2. no guy quotes movies. and hello having nice boobs is a good thing. if you've known each other that long and you've known he's in love with you, then you should know it's probably not than your face he's in love with. and if he's such a creeper then don't talk to him. wow, what a concept right. totally deserved.