Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
Vayt 2
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
Acuvue 0
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.
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Comments (121)
taoKAKA 0
MY BOYFRIEND SAID THE SAME THING LIKE TWO DAYS AFTER WATCHING THAT MOVIE!! LMAOOO!!!!~ best movie ever~
Thunderbender 2
Awww poor baby you have nice boobs :(
MissOriginal 0
A KEEPER?! He'll ONLY be starring at ur boobs when ur on a date!!! Id just ignore that guy...
stillxsearching 3
she said CReeper, not Keeper. idiot.
Sky171 0
What the hell...he's horrible!
letthemxeatcake 0
That's actually kinda cute.
kate97_fml 0
that is acctually freakin halarious
Cheyenne_Stone 0
What is so bad about this?hes complementing your breasts lol
FerrariCake 2
You mean he's complimenting (with an "i" in the middle) her breasts. Please learn the difference between "complement" and "compliment" if you want to use big words. Complementing breasts would involve adding tassels or something to them.
Cheyenne_Stone 0
What the hell is your problem, you ass.
goddamnbrittany 0
at least he didn't sit outside of your house for seven hours and look through all your windows. happened to me.
vermillionlove 0
I would be flattered :p
shadow455 2
ok what the *** is princess bride is it like a horror movie or some shit if not how is it creepy
taoKAKA 0
its a comedy actually. xD hardcore. and it's creepy because its just something a creeper would say unless you're like in hardcore love with the guy. hahaha~