Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
CruelSirDrum 0
well, he IS young. you cant blame him for his ignorance.kids say some of the craziest things.hopefully you live for another few decades to show him up and teach him some things a long his ride in life.its not fair to remove him from your will. like i said, he is just a kid;young,stupid and ignorant. im not against kids, i love them, but they do share those qualities.
Essentials 0
Slap the shit out of the kid until he respects you or fears you. Both are sufficient.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
Die! that will teach that lil bastard...
LollyPop1 0
Jeez, what is your problem? Why would it be so horrible for an older person to go on FML? For OP: I'm sorry, that must really suck, if the kid is younger than 7, well, he doesn't really know what he's saying bu if he's older he deserves a good punishment. It's just plain disrespectful and mean to say something like that. I love my own grandpa more than anything in the world and I wouldn't even think of saying something like that to him! So I'm sorry that the kid said that once again...
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
hahh; I love all the "Beat the ******* shit out of him" comments. FML is filled with child-abusing fucktarts.
AuroraNoctis 0
lol uhmm...why does no one acknowledge the fact that the grandson is right? I know it's a shitty thing to come to terms with, but why the **** would you waste a bunch of money fixing your teeth if you were old? I mean honestly...kid has a point -_-
BILMAN 0
AuroraNoctis you need to get the sand out of your ******! youre a dog dick sucker! and to the poster, you should sledgehammer that brats balls! and shit in his mouth!
SOMsLadyLove 0
I'd like to know how old this grandson is. If he's 3 or 4 it may be something he's heard his parents say. If he's older, then he definitely needs a good paddling!
hotjewgrl101 0
Eww if ur that old u shouldnt even b usinf fml. Its for young people u perv
twix_are_great 0
You're ignorant. that's ignorant. and perv? really? how so? if you have a problem with people who are older than you being here, leave. you little ****.
dark_psyche 0
Like many of the commentors here, I would leave him absolutely nothing in my will and definitely have my will be publicly read, after making sure it's also in my will that this son-of-a-bitch's presence is required. Besides, everyone dies eventually, so what's the point of him saying something as rude as that?
netbeui435 3
no part in the will for you kid.