Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Jaywin 3
Leave him nothing in your will
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.
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Comments (239)
IphaiLyf 0
ouchhhh kids can be so insensitive sometimes.. he probably didnt mean it like the way it sounded =/
ShenziSixaxis 0
Do what #1 said. And personally, I would have slapped that kid so hard he would've LOST some teeth.
girlygirl666 0
00754chan- Really? I don't know anyone in their 40's or 50's who don't have/use a computer.
peppy29 2
Wow, that is really rude. I know some kids say some pretty rude/blunt things, but that was completely uncalled for. Fyl indeed. :(
lyndis_fml 0
This kid deserves to get his ass beat. You need to stop telling people they don't have a right to voice their opinions.
kacie13 1
That's horrible. If he was a older kid, shame on him. He's just a ********. So screw him. One day he'll realize, that oh shit, he made a huge mistake.
Andy_King 0
i say you get your new teeth and then bite him very hard
philosopher 0
Reply: "Yeah, too bad that you are too." Well, if you still love him, then good for you.
K3ackA11ack 0
this is obviously fake, how can old people know what fmylife is. dwam the case is solved.
Nightfallz 0
I hope you slapped the shit out of him for that. I would remove him from my will too