Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
xlord 27
tell him to keep the pennies and just give you notes
thacar 1
People should never joke about someone's health. YDI.
HowAreYouToday 34
Could be worse... OP could have inherited debt...
fiercexo 2
OP; You honestly think you didn't deserve what he said back to you?
JocelynKaulitz 28
He probably spent your part of the will on the damage you did rear-ending him.
Driveshaft 5
Two things. 1) You made a funny joke. 2) He made a funny joke. Okay 3 things...ydi for posting it as an fml and not having enough of a sense of humor to receive what you dish out.
Dixbfloppin 11
Why was 19's comment thumbed down?
OoLogicalOo 4
Since when did grand kids get inherence from grandparents? YDI for complaining.
yuri63f6 7
Agreed.
loooloool 13
Things could be worse do you have aids?
kingmario75 5
I can't help but feel that YDI.
blaackandprouud 20
Yeah I think it's a YDI too, but OP's grandpa sure knows how to hold a grudge.
TriflingAllDay 6
He is just old, and ornery.
doctorhook86 25
44: I dunno, I can imagine that joking about financially benefiting from the death of someone may reopen a lot of old wounds for them. My guess is that the OP hasn't developed a reputation for sensitivity or responsibility...
blaackandprouud 20
79- true, OP does seem like a jerk.
taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
mikeofthunder 13
As well as rearing his car!
marmlr339 14
Agreed. YDI. When my grandparents passed away, I didnt expect anything, but was surprised when I got something
krewer21 1
Agreed
Redoxx_fml 22
Six years ago? I think it's time for reconciliation. Which they both just made even more difficult. Yeah YDI
alfred07 18
The OP did say that he was joking.
Jeffers123 5
U do realize the only reason u have over a 100 thumbs is cause your good looking right?
mhopper 13
You should ask for his car then
pokefan813 16
He doesn't even deserve that.
mhopper 13
No one really "deserves" anything in a will.
gage27 5
Doesn't it just suck when life hits you in the rear?
TBelle4Ever 15
Ba dum tttss
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Nobody's a virgin. Life ***** us all. HARD.
redbluegreen 41
At least it's better than being ****** slowly and softly to Justin Bieber.
lostinlabels 8
^First time wasn't everything you'd imagined?
freakincool 4
True that, #18.
nephilim241 19
I hope OP has plenty of siblings who aren't complete tools, just to remind him when they're all minted.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah OP don't assume you'll get anything. Especially since you hurt his wheels. I'd be not so forgiving either if I was him.
FMLshark 12
I tried to think of ways you didn't deserve this. I failed. You're an idiot by making a joke that made you look like a complete tool.
Nymphetamatrix 19
Way to be a total douchebag to your grandfather. Him passing away when all you're caring about is money is no funny joke. YDI.
emilytdl 2
Yeah. If he treated me like that I wouldn't give him anything either. YDI OP. :/
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
72. First comment that I've seen by you without a ton a dislikes
Dahgman 4
#111, you keep track of how many thumbs up or thumbs down someone receives??? Stalker!
Dahgman 4
#111, why would you keep track of how many thumbs up or down someone gets? Are you an FML stalker? LOL and a cheezbugah
LappDance 16
Maybe you could have repaired the damage done to the car and he would've forgiven you. YDI.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Exactly. If OP had truly stepped up to the plate as best they could and shown their mettle, I am sure he/she would have been his favorite grandkid.
wellnevermind 4
YDI. Only because is plain rude to make such a comment and yes even if it's just a joke.