Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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Top comments
ruckfules85 34
so you just watched her do it.
nash1991 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
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Comments (50)
_taylorharper_ 18
You might want to get that money back.. But I hope everything works out with your girlfriend!
mustangbravo 27
Thug life.
Liyuesigs 8
Your time is up. What do you expect? Listen to you for free?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Hey what can I say, therapists aren't cheap
chaseafterwind82 29
Wish I had $100 in my wallet ;-(
worldclassrager 41
Seriously? That's like no sympathy...
sandracore 15
She was charging you for being your therapist
Lalala579121 28
You sound like you have experience paying your parents to love you.
IreneProblems 14
Looks like mom wasn't about to give you a free therapy lesson
lationas 25
@uhlexxis Holy moly, the dimple on your cheek is so cute! :)