Ewyucky
Wilberforce, Canada
Who gave him that?
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Andy
United States
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
George Saunders
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Auckland, New Zealand
Proof
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
WolfieJL
United States
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
laurwitharawr
United States
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
one sorry mom
Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML
Hunter
What's cooking?
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Anonymous
Nashville, United States
Chain reaction
Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML
Felinefine
South Petherton, United Kingdom
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Anonymous
Jonesboro, United States
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
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Advance 57
I don't think it was a good idea to give Gatorade to a 3 y-o to begin with.
Thaylok 17
Welcome to Parenthood. You made it 3 years without such an event, evidently, so Good Job.
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wysegirl 24
So bigger question... how is your 3yr old feeling?
Advance 57
I don't think it was a good idea to give Gatorade to a 3 y-o to begin with.
Thaylok 17
Welcome to Parenthood. You made it 3 years without such an event, evidently, so Good Job.
Crowned Sataness 12
why are you even giving Gatorade to a 3 year old? ffs. yeah that much sugar and dye can make a kid puke
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Blue’s the best flavor Gatorade.
debbyman13 21
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