Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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ruckfules85 34
so you just watched her do it.
nash1991 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
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Comments (50)
headlock911 17
Did you promptly call the police for her stealing?
TheLostCauseFML 40
I guess she's charging you fee's like a psychiatrist. Or she has a "Complaint" fund she's saving up to give you when your life sucks worse... "Here, Son. This is all the money I stole from you over the years from each complaint or 'Bad Day' and saved it up. Go buy something nice."
vikky538 29
Is that the consultation fee?
JM1998 2
So your hand?
Dick_diamond 22
Cheaper than a therapist!!
Bragi 12
Is she a shrink, OP? They charge by the hour.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Just because she's your parent does NOT give her the right to steal your money. If she had bothered asking that'd be one thing, don't let her walk all over you like this, stand up for yourself or these relationship problems will keep happening.
quarterbird 18
LMMFAO
Witchylady 18
Your mother is a thief
ke17189 21
You shouldn't have let her