Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
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thebaroness1984 0
Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?
KatieWagnerFab 0
You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.
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Comments (49)
thebaroness1984 0
Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?
NoFlippinWai 24
My husband gets this all the time. Usually, his response when they regress is "Oh, no worries. That was the look I was going for today." I lol every single time.
SarahHach 0
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Is this my friend Cory....? His great aunt thinks he's a girl. And no, he's not emo. Actually, no that's a lie. But his hair isn't really emoish.
Femanon 0
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Dude. Cut your hair and you won't ever have this problem again. Or maybe your face is feminine in some way... In that case, cut your face and you won't ever have this problem again. Haa.
AnnyPants 0
haha thats mean. ive got a guyfriend whos really feminine too XD
LexSwift 17
Lol! I actually laughed out loud at that.
AliSama 17
you do know, some women are really after guys who look like that. just go to an anime com and you may get a ton of cute geek girls after you.
iplaylax 0
how do you know
naaano 0
take care of your self first
holynemesis1208 3
awww, but you probably have really nice skin
KatieWagnerFab 0
You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.
skeez_fml 0
Maybe he has bitch ****? Yeah, that would suck.
JustCallMeCloud 0
Don't worry dude, I use to have long hair and people would whistle at me and my girlfriend while we were kissing. lol, they probably thought we were lesbians or something. One time a teacher walked up to us because we were holding hands, she started laughing and told me that she thought I was a girl. I don't have that problem anymore because I donated my hair, but once it grows back I'll be back in the same spot.
Cortney 0
Lol. She didn't correct herself, oh that's a bitch. FYL
Blind_Ninja 0
If she thought you were a girl, chances are it's your fault. You probably have emo hair, you're probably underweight, you probably either girl pants or really tight pants, and your shirts probably just as tight, if not tighter. Don't feel so bad. You choose that look and chicks dig it.