Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Top comments
Meshidaru_fml 7
Tell him it's for the other you.
DocBastard 40
"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.
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Comments (76)
skip_m 6
Yeah, but he could be your love doctor.
Meshidaru_fml 7
Tell him it's for the other you.
androiddestroya 7
If bad goes to worse, at least she'll still have each other.
obnum 19
Quite the awkward moment.
ProjectN69 12
At least now you'll have something to talk to your therapist about!
andyyroxx 20
Not elated in the slightest, hence the FML.
silvercamaro 22
^ Buzz Killington up in here
ProjectN69 12
Haha give andyyroxx a break. I changed my comment after he replied.
MaydayParadexx 18
I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.
DocBastard 40
"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.
unknown_user5566 27
Is that how you & Mrs. Bastard met, Doc? :)
DocBastard 40
Shush, you.
jem970 19
Hehe its ok Doc. You meet the nicest people in therapy :-) and im sure mrs. Bastard is a lovely lady. FMLers dont judge. Wait.... thats why we are all here o_O...
GracesDelirium 9
Yeah, we're pretty much all judgmental pricks. Welcome to life?
dalink 24
That's a pretty effed up fracture.
jrod9327 17
I always give my number to the person so I don't have to worry about wondering if they are interested enough to talk or not. It also helps with not needing to carry paper or pen. And I may not get an answer from the author but did he not have a cell phone to put the number in?
Mauskau 36
Yeah, I tend to put my number in their phone for them or tell them it as they put it in. It's so easy to lose the pieces of paper.
jrod9327 17
Or the worst is when you forget and throw your pants in the wash. Before I had my first cell phone, I did that a lot.
BlackPhenom 9
I guess you have a whole story to tell your therapist now.
panicsdisaster 17
Hey we all are a little crazy in are own right. If someone can't deal with it they might be in for a long lonely life of thinking they are perfect. Kind of ironic.
BronayPonay 6
*our
panicsdisaster 17
Touche
lolmandi 9
I think I'm going to need therapy after seeing # 12's profile picture.
MaydayParadexx 18
I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.