Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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anjyu22 0
Oh god, your boyfriend finds you attractive? That's terrible.
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for fishing for complements and wanting your boyfriend to say "you are really thin" , but you know you are FAT.
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Comments (96)
waterynuggets 0
I hate when people fish for compliments expecting to be told they look like something they are not. And so what if you're chubby? If it bothers you, then work out. There is nothing wrong with having a little weight on you, plus your boyfriend finds you attractive.
_Noon_ 0
Geeez, what's up with you people and all this BS about 'fishing for compliments'? She's self conscious about her weight, that happens. It's a good thing she talked to someone about it!
NathanKett 0
Boyfriend win.
nm22395 0
chubby chasers ftw
toink 0
chubby women run slower easier to chase
hairt 4
EWW HAHA!!
bluehero 17
More cushion for the pushin'!
faxe 0
I'd like to post an fml on how many times I have read these 'fishing for compliments' fmls.
Fop 6
What the hell? You're chubby. Your boyfriend finds that hot. You whine. God dammit, humans are degenerate bastards.
jts2 3
This. Edit: Crap, meant for this to be a reply to Fop.
iloverichardhell 0
so you were fishing for compliments and he didnt say the exact perfect thing you were trying to tell him telepathically? get over it, when your in a relationship with someone you should expect to hear the truth. if i say that im getting chunky my boyfriend says "well go to the gym" and i dont get all butthurt and post on FML, because i know hes only saying it for my best. and keep in mind that your boyfriend said he LIKED your weight, its not like he said your a disgusting fatty or something.
perdix 31
Otherwise known as a plumpa humpa!
Blacksnake_fml 0
C'mon, chubby girls are the cutest! Slim like a match is ugly, and round like a watermelon is ugly too, but in the middle, WOOHOO!! You should be happy, a friend of mine always eat like a f*cking pig but gains absolutly no weight, and she's really desperate because she wants to gain some pounds. My call, don't lose too much weight, because only sex-addicts want girls as slim as in the magazines.
bored690 0
Sex addicts will take whatever they can get
Intoxicunt 6
@ Blacksnake: Only sex addicts like really slim girls? REALLY? So, no one can have a taste differing from yours on a matter that is strictly opinion without having a real problem. Yep, makes absolute sense. -_- Also, what on Earth does being a sex addict have to do with your view on beauty? I mean, I may be able to understand if you said, "Only a sex addict likes girls with huge fake **** and bleached blonde hair," but your actual comment was just dumb.
driedpeaches 0
you're a dumb ass, sex addicts wouldn't actually care. But studies have found that fat chicks have more sex (maybe it's because they aren't as picky) and skinny ones tend to wear out faster.
mj2123 0
Or maybe it's because girls who don't look like models aren't stuck up bitches and actually have good personalities in addition to being more attractive than they probably realize.