Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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anjyu22 0
Oh god, your boyfriend finds you attractive? That's terrible.
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for fishing for complements and wanting your boyfriend to say "you are really thin" , but you know you are FAT.
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Comments (96)
DameGreyWulf 1
Well first of all, stop ******* fishing for compliments if you don't want to hear some of the possible answers. Secondly, so what? He tried to cheer you up, and basically told you he'd stick with you either way. You got a real man there. Stop wallowing in your puddle of self-pity and see that.
jillz 0
Your boyfriend is lying to you. Guys don't really like rolls or double chins. Some people are going to get all defensive and say " but meat on the bones is good " or "a big ass and large thighs are nice" but you'll notice that no one specifically says "stomach rolls, wobbly arms, double chins, or back fat is cute" So, it's undeniable that if you have the rolls, chins etc then your junk in the trunk is no longer appealing. Guys who make general statements like " I like my women with 'cushion'", are either hoping to score brownie points with fat chicks for potential easy sex, or they mean that they like for that cushion to be on the ass, thighs, and breasts only. Let's be honest. Fat stomachs, backs, faces, chins, arms, hands, feet, and genitals just don't look appetizing on women. lol.
DameGreyWulf 1
There's a difference between obese and chubby. Men (and women) can easily be chubby chasers in that aspect. People say "chubby chaser" because people have some weird ideal that you're fat if you're not skinny as a rail. Hell, some people STILL say you're fat when you're skinny as a rail.
RigChan 0
That sort of fat doesn't look good on a man either.
xoconnie 8
ew. ur fat. and maybe he was trying to be nice. so get off FML and go running.
sourpunch 0
so what?? my husband tells that to me and I don't get mad cuz I know he finds me attractive
Relentless113 0
eww who likes fat chicks... ****** gross
Satans_Taint 0
agree w/#1
mcguyver98 0
dump the insensitive asshole!
post_mortem 0
So where is the problem? You know you are fat, and he knows you are fat.
ladiesman14 0
chubby girls that dont have cellulite or stretch marks can be real hot.
SazzaRawwr 0
I don't get where the problem is? I've always been self concious about my weight, but the guy I'm sleeping with loves my weight, and he's a bit of a chubby chaser. You should be happy, honey, he's happy with the way you look so I say just enjoy life and don't listen to the insensitive people who tell you you deserve it! I bet you aren't even that fat, just curvy. Most guys prefer girls with a bit of meat on them over bikes with lipstick! :) xxx