Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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anjyu22 0
Oh god, your boyfriend finds you attractive? That's terrible.
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for fishing for complements and wanting your boyfriend to say "you are really thin" , but you know you are FAT.
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Comments (96)
julieb123 0
YDI because you shouldn't fish for compliments like that. I think your boyfriend was trying to say something nice, like "Your weight is an attractive weight to me." I'd like to post something nice to you, but I think you're only posting this FML on here to keep fishing for compliments.
MissJinx_fml 0
If you're a size 16 or smaller don't worry about it http://www.fabulousmag.co.uk/diets/diet_body_survey_issue_025.php I've always been self conscious about my weight because I always thought I was supposed to be a size 6 but apparently not according to this article
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Nothing wrong with being either chubby or skinny as long as you're at least healthy or happy with yourself. You should be honest about your body, and if your boyfriend likes your body then whats the problem? If you don't like your body then do something about it.
COBRAMORPH 0
He complements you for being a fat lazy gross blob, and you STILL bitch about it. Talk about lose/lose. For him. He should dump you, after ******* all of your hot skinny friends & family. That is, unless you already ate them.
CalamityStriker 0
God, does nobody else see this as funny? He was obviously kidding but people like you are too easily offended... If you dont like your weight do something about it. Or atleast try. Try posting something worthy of an FML next time.
aeux 0
It was insensitive of him to say that. However, guys are usually a bit gruff. His heart is in the right place since he doesn't mind it though.
kanamexo 0
HA, my boyfriend says the same thing xD So, this doesn't really sound like an FML. I kinda agree with #77
zgirl3229 0
I think it's cute :) He did give you a compliment and telling you he liked you just the way you are :) Deal with it girl :)
rustyshackleferd 0
my girlfriend told me the same thing once. that bitch
Reika_fml 3
That was a compliment. o_o He admits that you're fat, which is honesty, but tells you he's perfectly happy with the way you are, which is sweet. Would you rather he lie to you and pretend you're skinny as a model? I'm fat myself, and I would be flattered.