Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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anjyu22 0
Oh god, your boyfriend finds you attractive? That's terrible.
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for fishing for complements and wanting your boyfriend to say "you are really thin" , but you know you are FAT.
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Comments (96)
cmac86 24
at least he was honest. if he wasn't, you would have yelled at him. and if you're the size of a Volkswagen, it's better not to be lied to on such an important issue.
s3xir3d91 0
lol that sucks bt atleast he wz honest. kinda insensitive tho bt ahhh well
pixiepdx 0
It's good that he's honest... but most guys don't even realize that they're being rude. I'd just forget it and (maybe?) try and lose some weight... (Not meant to be rude)
anonymous69_fml 0
today, I found someone who loves me despite my flaws. FML
Punkartmama 0
If he didn't like your body, he wouldn't be your boyfriend. Girls like you are so annoying and pathetic.
ozymandias_fml 0
Here is a tip: PUT THE ******* FORK DOWN. There. Weight problem solved. Now to solve your drama queen issues...
blastvortex 4
Don't fish for compliments. Also learn how to take a joke. Last but certainly not least, can the ego.
Shanx 0
why does this fml sound so familiar?
tayzer_fml 0
That's nice of him. :3 Stop being a bitch, OP!
jenniferyoung120 0
You should enjoy the fact that he likes you for who you are, the way you are....