Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
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NIRVANA1990s 1
ha! I'd be scarred forever
taybabaylover 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He might have meant your sister?
TarieBoo 2
33 -dumbass. theyre IDENTICAL he saw her twin naked so he told her i know what you look like naked.
yoyoforpeace 14
Should've said..."I know last night was great" ;)
taybabaylover 1
Oh I get it now
Trisha_aus 15
I can think of a few ways she can creep him out too..it's only fair. Time to play that game
alicianoar 7
78, she could get in bed with him. I did that to my twin's boyfriend but he knew it was me straight away, even though it was dark. Haha, he gets so awkward around me too. Once we were at the beach and my bikini top came undone and he practically ran away from me.
hatesfate 6
85 - I can understand why he'd be like that around you... Totally inappropriate...
LolFMLnot 10
Ahaha thats so smart. He is a keeper, your sister is lucky to have him. Hard to find guys with a good sense of humor these days.
Skittlepickle 13
Why are there more YDI than FYL?! Strange people.
starflyer59 17
106: I'm glad someone else thinks this FML is funny because I laughed so hard when I read it. I don't have a twin, but me and my three sisters are pretty much identical and I've had one of their current exs say this to me. I laughed my butt off :P
CoconutOil 7
85, I bet you $100 bucks that never happened.
Drigr 9
Anyone else have the urge to call 85 a total bitch for trying to get in bed with her sister boyfriend?
ManInTheMachine 20
^I did...more than once, and with other colourful vocabulary, but just not on FML.
lexi365 20
85- You're a ****....
reddawn1985 12
That is not a nice word....^
simonsaysYDI 8
174 - I agree, but it's appropriate in this case.
Drigr 9
Wow, look what I started
zandalee 20
48. U mad bro
ballwiz24 0
The boyfriend probably got that from Twitter. It was a popular tweet for a while.
alicianoar 7
152, you owe me $100! And she told me to do it to see if he knew the difference haha.
luckyd880 12
Maybe 85 was doing it as a prank. But still messed up. Even if she was joking what if he didn't realize and kissed her or felt her up. Just wrong. ESP the sister. Ick.
tjv3 10
You should mess with his head and tell him that you know what he looks like naked. Tell him that you and your sister switch places at times. Then just wink at him lol
DruggedUpMonkey 1
Tell him that now that he knows what you look like naked, he has to return the favor.
suxx4uu 0
Creepy
ZombieSazza 34
You are one ****** up little ****.
tehrealone 6
Prove him wrong!
draegbomb 5
Sounds like the beginning of one of those weird fetish pornos.
CaramelMacchiato 13
You see, that's what he WANTS her to do ;)
aleeshttylXD 9
#30 i dont even know WHAT you've been watching, but...
NeatNit 33
Yeah, prove him wrong! Sounds like he was only using your sister to get to you!
japtch 15
30- What guy doesn't dream about twins?
mars13_fml 8
Oh great idea, because that isn't what he hoped would happen at all :p (sarcasm for the people that don't get it)
Inheritance 10
Prove him right! Oh.. No..? Well then
RadikulRam 16
She doesn't have too, environmental factors. Meaning you can still put on weight, go through operations that could leave scars or accidents, meaning OP's sisters boyfriend doesn't know what OP looks like naked.
ReesieBanana21 12
It is so funny how true that is!
ch3s 4
#249 maybe it has nothing to do with her twin...
stitesy29 18
138 if its the Minnesota Twins you're talking about the no guy dreams about them! Terrible ball team
aperfectxdeath 3
Well he does. :P
Calyx_fml 22
He doesn't know about that big YOLO tattoo on her ass.
ImaginaryFoe 1
They were born as identical twins; it doesn't mean they're identical the rest of their lives. One could be fatter, thinner, paler, hairier, etc.
Killuhk 8
Lol my bestfriend's fiancee told her twin this very same thing :D priceless reaction
ohSNAPyall 27
And soon she'll know what he looks like single.
Lunantic 6
Yeah, that's not creepy or anything. FYL.
Dracoboxer357 36
4- Creepy indeed, sounds like this guy is trying to feed a 2-for-1 fantasy about having both sisters at once. :P Truly charming guy. ;) Oh, side note, I liked your pic so I creeped your profile; I briefly tried my hand at photography a few years back as I had a real interest in black and whites of people, but I never had much talent for it, unfortunately. Not hitting on you btw, I just like rambling it seems. :)
p3mguin 7
Rambling is for messaging, if you have a phone bad luck. Sorry op that's creepy, 2 for one porno?
Dracoboxer357 36
162- *Only has IPhone, otherwise wouldn't openly ramble.* My apologies, friend. :(
sirsquab 12
I think it's a sense of humor. Because it's probably true :p
chetchatter 5
you can send private messages on FML? must be one of the features IPhone only users miss out on
ObsessedWithMe 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Not necessarily. You and your sister may share a face and DNA but you're different people.
william8691 10
No shit #5
Boss402 0
your stupid
xxdark 3
#60.. Oh, the irony of your comment..
samlynnw 2
*you're
JoeRogansBEARD 15
You're stupid for saying your My bad 67 beat me to it
PrimeEvilTahir 24
What a GENIUS!! I think #5 is on to something. Please let us hear more of your in-depth analysis on this...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ Then why did you post your reply?
stellarluna121 7
#136, it's called sarcasm. Just thought I'd let ya know.
krapula 4
Are you retarded?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
# 60 Never and I mean never, **** up your spelling on FML. This site has more grammar nazis than any other site there is.
simonsaysYDI 8
#5 yeah... but they LOOK the same. It doesn't matter how different their personality is, their **** probably look similar. Now if the twin has some tattoos.. then we'd be onto something.
trollcrusher 17
60- Her what is stupid?
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
*You're. Dumbass.
22cute 17
She's not dumb, she's just a kid. Let her be, you Trolls.
Cowboy1986 4
Dumbass
mckibabe 7
190- Or piercings :)
ObsessedWithMe 13
F*ck off #32.
maryssa1996 7
I agree. I'm one of them! Haha.
Mordakai420 6
My stupid what? I'm dying of suspense here!
_DarkAngelsGirl_ 11
I agree with #5, always remember that all women's downstairs are never the same, they're like snowflakes. :)
Xquisite1 28
Not everything is identical, apparently he's too dumb to realize that.
KrazieKleo 13
And you're too dumb to comprehend stuff...
veggiebag 3
Fail^^^^^
climbthoserocks 6
they are IDENTICAL TWINS. can you not read?
IndianGiver 8
* directs 107 to #12's comment *
missymay993 11
Um, yeah it is. Identical siblings have the same DNA. They split from a single fertilize egg. Derp, son.
ImaginaryFoe 1
****, you people are stupid. Their DNA is identical. They don't gave to gain or lose weight together, tattoo together, wax together, or scar themselves together. Stop lashing out at people that have actually used their brains. I worked with a girl whose identical twin had abused drugs for years; they didn't even look related.
ManInTheMachine 20
157-THANK YOU, mate! I was waiting for somebody logical to speak up. A lot of stupidity on this thread. Identical does NOT, nor will it ever, mean you will always be exactly like your twin. Guess what? If a twin gets in a car accident and loses a leg, a leg will not magically disappear on the other twin. They may be identical physically, but they may have taken different paths. They are, after all, still individuals. The boyfriend was just cracking a joke about physical attributes, which, as the above commenter stated, may not be exactly the same. Again, not every part of identical twins are identical.Idiots.
lifesaventure 7
The point is that he was making a JOKE
NoOneCaresReally 8
Tell him 'I know what you look like too. I wouldn't boast about it though'
EyeCeYu 7
Isn't that kinda of a weird thing to say to your girlfriend in the first place? Doesn't sound sexy at all, just sounds like something a stalker would say.
dmarth 4
He said it to her twin sister -.-
EyeCeYu 7
Oops now that ive re-read the post I understand what it means. I had assumed that he mistook the twin for her sister and thought he was talking to his girlfriend. My bad.
ShitHappens12318 10
Says the dude with the profile picture of a sperm omelet..
bizarre_ftw 22
Hey, it's all protein
hoopshot157 0
you're just stupid
Sk8er951 3
Sperm sunny side up egg.
AlexV17 0
15- he was just stating a fact
d3athg0dd355 4
Tell ur sister. If he's attracted to her in that way and he says that to u then its the SAME thing as him being attracted to u. comments like that r grounds for ending it in my opinion...good luck!!!
GirlYouNasty 11
You are nowhere near first comment. Better luck next time though! At least you tried to write a decent firs comment.
flockz 20
damn i would of just laughed if he told me that. silly me for not ending the relationship immediately.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
What did I just read? No commas in a long sentence hurts my brain.
rainbowdashy 3
Then you're basically saying twins shouldn't date anyone, unless that person thinks the twin is hideous in order to ensure he never has sex with their twin...
fthislyfe 22
I would have* Sorry but it ******* annoys me
ant1078 7
Women. Smh
horneyhic 15
Well there identical and while there may be differences there probly close enough in looks and personAlity that if someone who is attracted to one is most likely attracted to both
thatonename 7
Ehhh I'd be careful about similar personalities. Not saying it can't happen, but most twins I know go out of their way to act different. It's a way of escaping being treated like the same person.
EvilPotato 15
Yes silly flockz.
IPoopedOnU 12
You're a dumbass. He meant it as a joke. I swear some people these days
mrphychrs 5
its not gay when its in a 3 way
NoOneCaresReally 8
I thought it was 'it's okay if it's a three way'? ;)
instnt1nfction 17
So song lyrics cannot change throughout the song?
jasmine1259 2
17, it's both if you listen to the rest of the song.
FranzFerdinand 18
It's still incest, though. (And most likely illegal wherever OP lives, and definitely disturbing… I would not take this guy's advice if I were you OP.) FYL, because what he's saying is somewhat true and that's awkward as hell.
Magman_fml 7
Hahaha!