Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
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OperationNicole_fml 0
Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
Xinxinix 0
Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
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Comments (114)
Lila_fml 0
Well, first off I smoke and there is nothing I hate more that unsolicited advice about not smoking, its not going to accomplish anything other than pissing the smoker off. Even though she though you were pregnant, there is not excuse for being a nosy bitch. Is a stranger's opinion really ever going to make a difference? No.
generalsmith2 0
LMM! diiiitttooo. 43. people aren't born obese. everyone makes choices, and sure you have genetics making some people bigger boned and more easily able to gain weight. but don't come crying and acting like its a disease that affects people. weight is one of the only things you CAN change about your looks -- excluding plastic surgery -- so if you don't like it. DEAL with it.
withoutpassports 0
This is funny and sad. FML too though. I have to read at others misfortunes to distract me from my own!
damnn_it 0
ur user name is justfat. so u must be hella fat. so u deserved it.
unit6 0
this girl needs to loose some weight. there i said it. i was 310lbs and have lost 70 and still loosing weight a year later. #43 you are wrong it is a lifestyle choice that she needs to make and i was a fat person.
robersok 0
who cares if you are thick or not!!! if you work it. then go girl!! but for reals. you need to stop smoking. then this wouldnt of happened. =]
Devi 0
#33 - How the hell is 140 lbs overweight?
MEGAJOSH 0
I would personally execute as many cigarette-smokers as I could if I could get away with it.
SquealingMoose 14
What the **** is wrong with you? They are still people even if they smoke! ******* psycho.
artanis_neravar 0
if this bothers you lose weight, or change the way you carry yourself, and @43 yes everyone can be a health nut you just want to blame your problems on someone else. and I'm 200lbs and 6 feet tall, and i'm always told im skinny, and you know how i got this way? by exercising and not eating everything i see
commonsense31 0
#13 my take on empire waste shirts/dresses is that they are pregnant shirts because they look exactly like them oh and #43 if you don't like people telling other people their opinion then stfu