Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
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OperationNicole_fml 0
Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
Xinxinix 0
Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
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Comments (114)
Willis5qb 0
hey, I bet there are some gyms around. Maybe you should at least try.
Stellaritsmeg 0
Maybe you are pregnant... ???
5pawn13 0
You deserved it for smoking.
summer66_fml 0
you shouldnt be smoking period.......
krampus_fml 0
Hey guess what assholes - it's not your job to make smokers quit!
hellFighter 0
You're a fatso AND your smoking. Good luck not getting cardiac arrest
diamondg4u2c 0
i guess its time for you to lose some weight and stop smoking, i bet you smoke so you dont stuff more food in your mouth huh? its ok in the US most people are fattys, you fit in! try going to sparkpeople.com and getting your life on track so people wont say nasty things... it really helps and next time you will know that to do when someone talks crap..
Roddsy 0
that woman.. wtff. and people should be less insulting? everyone else has feelings too you know. (being fat can also be from genetics - so some people can't do anything about it) you shouldn't smoke though, it's bad for you ;[
jordan95_fml 0
Damn fat ass haha
prospekt1 0
haha ydi fatty bum bum turtles rock