Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
That seems a bit like overkill, doesn't it? You should just stick to the standard practice of covering yourself in Saran Wrap and hopping around the house.
vicfirthfan 11
Maybe he meant put a tarp down during sex. It can sometimes be a little messy. Although a towel would make more sense in that case
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Comments (73)
passionsbite 17
At least he was trying to be considerate....be patient with him OP. Inform him of the facts and I'm sure he will do better next time.
Thegoofygoober 15
you do know he could be referring to sex right?
panda900 9
Kinky
ATPR_4 9
It's the thought that counts hAha.
captainsmegma 12
If he's putting a tarp down, your in for one wild night. Stay hydrated and enjoy.
taraphernelia 3
Am I the only one that finds it odd that OP doesn't live with her fiancé?
Catdragon 40
If you're going to be married for the rest of your life shouldn't you live with them first to see how they really are?
Soninuva 41
Not all people live together before marriage. It's an old fashioned value, but some people prefer it. I personally do, because unless my hypothetical fiancé actually hates me, if we aren't living and sleeping together, logically it's far less likely that she'd be willing to cheat.
xladylarienx 18
I was thinking the same thing!
Catdragon 40
For someone as perverted as me, I thought you meant for sleeping.
fuckinghellthen 11
engaged to someone that you're not even living with who knows that little about bodily functions... sounds like you brought it on yourself by getting engaged to someone who most likely hasn't been with you that long if this is their response to something that happens monthly
tiger820 20
that is so nasty the smell of blood almost makes me want to throw up! no way! nope! not ever.
MandieL 27
Well, it's a good thing your not a girl then. I feel kinda bad for any females in your life though.
fishinpink 20
#28 why are you smelling? sounds like somebody has his red wings
xladylarienx 18
Sooooo... Assuming you're straight, any time your SO is on her period, you make her sleep on the couch?
prettygurl89 16
Awwww he obviously just didn't know any better lol I'm sure you explained it to him like a good fiancé :)
enxhi96 21
I honestly don't get how this is an FML. He wants to have sex with you while on your period and make sure things are clean, why are you complaining?! Period sex is good sex...