Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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jerryj 27
Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?
xlord 27
At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.
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Comments (58)
StolenKnight 7
been there too my friend, if it helps you sleep and feel less lonely, do it until you get a real boyfriend :)
seriouslygrowup 11
mmm, not to nitpick, but "noiselessly" isn't a word. "Quietly", though, is.
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
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Hamlet1971 6
When you have that perfect boyfriend, he'll wait for you to climb into bed before falling asleep, so he can cuddle up and hold you all night.
KatDoodar 10
This is probably the saddest fml I've seen all day. And I read at least 50-60 pages of fml's each day lol so sad...