Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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jerryj 27
Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?
xlord 27
At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.
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Comments (58)
kayladayla 13
Sorry you're so lonely, hon. Maybe I can set you up with my friend Netflix. Always there for me..
Wolfparable 22
Noise or light might wake the imaginary boyfriend though... She's clearly too polite for that
underscoreguy 8
I got Siri and she's awesome.
Exodiafinder687 58
Better use protection or you might have a phantom pregnancy.
Wolfparable 22
As others said that's kind of cute and just be patient you will come across a guy who wouldn't mind being woken up by you and likely even would appreciate that you are there in his life to wake him :)
DenBriZel 31
I'm sorry, but that's slightly amusing.
NoCanDoWork 17
It's ok, you're not the only one
flare0 5
You're not the only one, I've pretended that I had a girlfriend in bed as well may times before.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
When my husband isn't around I'm always lonely. So I sleep with a stuffed hedgehog. He's my Hedgehog so it makes me happy. Perhaps you need something to cuddle?
AnotherAnon_ 8
I've done very similar things before... I know your pain. D:
imsoboard247 2
Your answer is match.com
badgemaster 13
Well in sure someone will soon fill that void in life.... U sound like a great person to hang with.