Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
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Jeremiah McCarthy 3
That kid would've got punched in the ****** face.
jc1015 25
please tell me that kid has no teeth now.
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Comments (11)
Jeremiah McCarthy 3
That kid would've got punched in the ****** face.
jc1015 25
please tell me that kid has no teeth now.
peterblackmer91 12
I am so very sorry for your loss.
cuz803 46
If someone did that to me, especially a bully from my past, I'm going to jail. I don't care, that's verbal assault right there and I'll retaliate with my fist punching their teeth through through their skull. I hope you knocked that scrawny weasel's lights out.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
On site dude would have been dead if he said that to me.
Chazzster 32
What an amazing jerk that kid is! While others might advocate violence as the appropriate response, and frankly I think it would be understandable, violence is not the appropriate response to stupid, mean, and cruel words. In today’s environment, at best you would be expelled and in a lot of trouble with the school if you hit someone who said this. You can however report that person to your teacher or principal. The jerk who said this is probably going to deny it when asked, but they will at least know that they are going to be watched.
bleachedraven 14
I'm so sorry about the disrespect you endured and your loss. 😥
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Beat that ass Your humanity shouldn’t be judged on how you treat your enemies !
jobekka 20
go to your dad and ask them to call the school and set up a meeting with the principal and the other kids parents to have it discussed. Turn the sadness into anger. my condolences.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And you promptly punched that asshat in the face, right? I would have.