ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Moeswifey
United States
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
breeeeeh
Brou-sur-chantereine, France
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
ohmygoodness
United States
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
D Flower
Chicago, United States
Serial killer vibes
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Not a morning person
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
kaitlynn
France
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Barbarossa_fml 0
Uhhh... couldn't he have just been dreaming...? O_o (As in it wasn't anything sexual...)
beauty_blogger 0
#5 uhhh, how is that shallow?
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Comments (21)
LlaGriotte 25
HAHAHAH that's just roflblastastic:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ok I'm sorry but that's hilarious.
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Wtf?
cmac86 24
ydi for sleeping with a little boy.
killpro 0
I smell MILF.
chicabonita5683 0
This isn't a FML...this is just someone who doesn't like that the guy was dreaming about someone other than her. Unless you are a MILF, this shouldn't have bothered you...people dream and it isn't always going to be about you...so he had a dream about his mom, not a big deal...now if he were making suggestive motions toward you saying mom, then that would have been more along the lines of FML
lil65boii_fml 0
that's ******
Vjewerica 9
Yeah, I had something similar happen to me once. Except we were both wide awake and getting intimate, until he whispered "Mom" just before he tried to kiss me. I`m still having hard time deciding which one felt worse. FML
Raylosophy 10
You loved it. ha
nafedog24 0
dump his ass bitch,
baka4815 21
Maybe he was having a nightmare?