Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Top comments
VeeDoll13 8
Did you say "bitch please"?.
xlord 27
Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.
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Comments (103)
skyeyez9 25
Slap the brat back. Imo if a person has the nerve to hit someone, she should not be surprised when they get hit back.
skyeyez9 25
Since you can't hit her back without legal issues (and i bet if you did, she'd cry like a little bitch and run to her mom. She can dish it but not take it). You should trip her and make her fall on her face. Just make sure nobody is watching to prevent any witness. Blame it on the 14yr old being a clumsy teen. Also tell your nephew that girl is a ***** and has herpes from her previous bf.
Guilty21 3
Cougar!
trollold 0
You live in West Virginia don't you?
jelly713 19
Oregon*
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : They sure become possessive and overly-jealous so soon huh? FYL OP. Teach that girl some respect!
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
I know some 14 year olds that a are dumb ***** like that FYL
Kris_95_fml 7
Well give it a year or less and shel be having psycho babies.
KiddNYC1O 22
Little bitches be crazy.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Maybe that's how they do it in her family.
cjo_4592 3
I'm sorry op, everyone born after 95 is just getting more dumb by the second. I would have slapped her back.