Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Top comments
VeeDoll13 8
Did you say "bitch please"?.
xlord 27
Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.
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Comments (103)
llama612 27
What a dumb screwed in the head little bitch. If she doesn't know you're his auntie then it's a little less bad but if she did then if I was you I would have called the cops on her for assault just to teach her you can't expect to do shit like that and get away with it just because you're young and dumb. Bit over the top yes but so is this girl.
LuckyLynx7732 5
You know, 14 is still young enough to put over your knee. It sounds like someone should have.
RedPillSucks 33
unfortunately, now a days you would get a visit from social services or the police for disciplining someone elses kid.
ChickenTenders 6
Bitches be crazy
Steffi 26
I think she meant you were stealing the time she wanted to spend with him.
tator1029 0
I don't understand why people are saying you deserve this!
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Kids these days -_-
CanCann 16
Slap her ass back
eggmarie 25
Yes and get arrested for assaulting a minor. That sounds like a fun family trip!
supbabes 0
I would definitely Drag that lil bitch to her mama by her ear n let her parents deal with her
rebel_belle1974 5
that's the stupidest thing to say
False_Stupidity 42
Slap her back
eggmarie 25
See reply to 39.
janeska1231 1
She would have gotten punched in the face and then I would have told her to get her mother. Ur nephew should stay away from her. No need having that in the family.
BobbieH 19
She sounds like a typical insecure, hormone raging and boy crazy 14 yr old girl. This is something I could easily imagine happening with the girls I dated or knew at 14. FYL OP, getting caught in the middle of a young teen girls overreaction is never fun; but often funny!