Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend screamed at me for not cleaning his son's bedroom. The kid is 13 years-old, and there's nothing physically or mentally wrong with him. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
Speaking from experience, does she like you in general? cuz when I was 13 my dad had a gf (now his wife unfortunately) and I didn't like her, and I probably would've said the same thing because guess what? thirteen year olds really aren't that mature generally!
genuinegoodguy 9
Delightful child and so well brought up too.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
She's a stupid f***ing b**ch for going on a trampoline -- those things are death traps! Her dad probably made you the "bad cop" for chickening out on putting his life and health at risk.
spinspinsugar 12
Speaking from experience, does she like you in general? cuz when I was 13 my dad had a gf (now his wife unfortunately) and I didn't like her, and I probably would've said the same thing because guess what? thirteen year olds really aren't that mature generally!
Yummi_913 18
You're okay dating a guy who raised his kid to behave that way? Did he at least do anything about it?
genuinegoodguy 9
Delightful child and so well brought up too.
Jonkbaby 23
You don't. But she may be perceiving that he spends more fun time with others besides her. I think you're doing fine, and I'm sure you already talked about this with the bf
Chelsea Schattner 9
With the information I have received from your post, I suggest not continuing this relationship. It's not going to get better.