Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Top comments
VeeDoll13 8
Did you say "bitch please"?.
xlord 27
Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.
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Comments (103)
zingline89 18
She's intimidated cuz you got to see him naked when he was a baby and she's still only made it to first base.
cupcakekallie 6
Who said they're only at first base? Kids these days smh.
Vk1 0
You're dating your underage nephew? Gross!
Lasagnaa 24
What a dumbass
tne201992 12
12- I'm really hoping that you're using sarcasm.
madnessyoucanhum 4
What a moron! -facepalm-
flavasava73 5
C'mon people. Does sarcasm not exist in your country? No-one is that senseless.
Kallian_fml 21
My god, why can't kids just enjoy being kids? What do 'couples' even do at that age?
alexNEX 7
In this day and age? I really don't wanna know but if I had to guess , I'd say something Justin beiber music, twilight and striving to make a new reality tv show called, can't drive yet but pregnant.
taranpreet 7
I dunno how much I'll get thumbed down for this but 14 years old, especially for a girl means a lot of raging hormones, ones that most "kids" don't have.
evilplatypus 39
13 - According to the CDC, sex between children under fifteen is at an all time (recorded) high. One of my coworkers caught two twelve year olds having sex in the stairwell once.
emilyjgraham 34
that's disgusting! at 12 I was still playing "shops" with my cousin!
Kallian_fml 21
36- I just think it's disgusting that kids are having sex at such a young age. I know some girls who dream of being on the TV show '16 and Pregnant'. One of them even asked me if I'd adopt her baby after the show was over. I wanted to slap her.
rhaemese 9
That and, don't they do follow up's like teen mom? (you know after 16 & pregnant)
alexNEX 7
If I fell sorry for anyone, I feel sorry for the boy. He will soon learn of the over attached girlfriend...
GothickNihilist 15
She sounds like a controlling psychopath. I hope your nephew sees that he should get out now , while he still has the chance. Control can lead to emotional and physical abuse . OP you should also tell her guardian , so that they get her the help that she needs. Have a nice day.
emilyjgraham 34
they might not even be dating, might just be that obsessive that any female who he speaks to she hates!
emilyjgraham 34
sorry, I correct myself, it says he's her boyfriend!
frrenchy 5
She really needs to think before she acts, and maybe ask a few questions before assuming things.
gabrayal 10
Incest? O.o
datoismyname 22
No
gabrayal 10
That's what the girl was thinking.... Was she not?
ChoolyBooly 32
No....and to the second response by gabrayal.....no.
burz_fml 5
Ugh..you ****!
Lionesse 15
Ah! I know these types. Where I come from these jealous types just need a good kick in the ass. It's ridiculous on its own to be overly jealous but when it involves family? Come on. Girl needs to grow up.
criminallyinked 2
Looks like a certain little boy forgot about introductions . Either way, that girl should be drop kicked to the curve by your nephew.
evilplatypus 39
26 - I'm not sure if you made an autocorrect error, or just don't know the saying, but you kick someone to the "curb" not "curve".
yousuck44 11
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming Sorry I had to do it lol