SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sounds like you got range.
jollyton 10
Ashamed to say but I've had that experience once too.. (-_-)..
lainzilla 14
Ugh, yes, it seriously sucks when pickle juice splashes in your eye. For future reference, though, you don't really NEED to shake them before eating them; a paper towel works fine if they're too wet.
kobelstone23 13
Happens to the best of us, man. Atleast your dog didn't lick it off the wall 0.o
BrimfullOfAsher 20
It's one thing to sit on ones hand first so it feels like it's someone else, but why sit on ones legs?
rhyannon11 7
you know, ive heard that sperm treats the eye as if it were an egg and starts to burrow upon contact
BloodFaerie 21
Either man you got some distance or you deserve it for having your head down there... And considering we just learned in A & P that semen is mostly fructose and sperm, I'm surprised that it isn't more fruity, lol
peppermint_mocha 10
Favorited!
wanderingshopper 13
NOBODY wanted to read this. Keep it private you dummy.
jsnflanagan 2
lol that's funny shit....