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SamWGovan London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

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Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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BOOM! Headshot...

So what did it taste like?

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Good one, kid. Nice way to get your own sodium content. Let's see what you write 10 years from now, at the other ripe age for male idiocy, 25. Good luck! ?

I've done the same thing. Came directly in my mouth by accident. At least it doesn't taste bad.

Chris_1163187222 15

You need jesus

That’s... one hell of a shot