SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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Comments (242)
jgriff79 23
You gave yourself a facial. Nice!
jem970 19
It stings like crazy so wear goggles to be safe B) lol
olpally 33
Calm down quagmire! Sheesh! Lol
jem970 19
You are talented sir
_DeRpS_ 6
Good luck explaining your pink eye to everyone.
yourwifelovesme 25
I guess you never saw that cumming
_TasteTheRainbow 24
Good one, lol :)
Slimma 20
You deserve it just for sayin "jerkin the Gherkin." Goodness just say you were jacking off. Irritating. You deserve your pink eye, your runny nose, and whatever else you get for blasting your load all over your face.
SettingSun89 5
Solo bukkake?
thatageguy 1
Facial FTW
Kallian_fml 21
15- It probably stings because all the little sperm are trying to get into your eyeball thinking it's an egg. Poor confused little sperm...