SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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rsbaker 3
I honestly laughed out loud. Too funny
happyp 4
mmmm don't you just love some salty spray in your face? its like being at the seaside.
kitsune3 20
Oh dear god, my ribs! I'm sorry, OP, but that was your own fault, and it's bloody ******* hilarious.
lyflycat9297 4
Jerkin' the gherkin...that just might be the greatest slang for ************ I've ever heard.
StephC720 22
Pmsl
Kiyda 11
Now you know how your girlfriend fee... I wait. Never mind.
SamWGovan 6
**** you.
DeciusR 4
Well, to be fair, quite a few people (like myself) are into that. To an extent.
frdmnky12 6
And now the strange and creepy messages flood the inbox....
Rumbelle_fml 22
Now you know how the womenfolk feel. ;)
sonspeedy 4
Sick ****. Get a girlfriend!
LemonLauren 2
Cross legged? Why? Why would you do that with your legs crossed?