SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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a_brony_i_be 6
Not gonna lie it has happened to me. Back before I started a relation ship. Also why cross-legged? That would be an awkward position for that.
WBnathan 5
**** dude thats gross
SiHa00095 15
That's what you get for masturbating. Tsk tsk.
zombieladi 14
wow...sucks for you
hawkknight 24
So now you know what girls in pornos feel like. Lol.
omwtotheforum 4
This made my day
Nederlander95 14
YDI for saying "jerkin the gherkin"
Alastor13X 8
I guess this is where the lyrics " Staring down the barrel of a 45" came from.
kasheahockey 8
So you gave yourself a facial....?
msbeans 13
Haha guess you know what it feels like to have cum in your eye now, won't be doing it to others anytime soon.