SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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SwisherSweets024 4
Ewwww
padajuan 11
I laughed for a good 5 minutes. thank you OP for making my day.
reaper1718 7
Great headshot but dude how do you zone out while masturbating...
JacksBBQ 2
Wait. You jerk it... cross-legged?
funny_but_sad 4
Jerkin' the gherkin
lololwowXD 8
Hahahah, wow. This is hilarious. At least, now you know how girls feel when this happens. xD FYL.
elm1 6
must've been a very hot person to zone out like that.... *slow clap*......
SamWGovan 6
You stole this post from me Derpico. This was originally mine. If you have nothing better to do than steal someone elses posts, then i suggest you get a life.
mayl12 6
if girls can get it all over there face why can't u? haha
SamWGovan 6
Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.
KitchKraft 21
Dat shit's nasty.