SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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Comments (242)
kennaem1 11
Not so nice is it?
misschic_fml 2
How did you zone out?
sweetmama88 6
Omg a guy jerking off , that seems to be a big shock to all of us reading it.
Zacham 5
wait girls don't love this? *insert sarcasm*
shrimpygymnast 9
Pow right in the kisser
patriotsfan12 4
Fail
Tember12 11
Well that is one way to get yourself out of a daydream
ziggystar69 3
The F IS WRONG WITH YOU?
chronosphere 18
This FML should be illustrated.......rofl
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
That's what you get for saying "jerkin the gherkin"