SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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slee224 2
It's only a gerkin?
Historic 2
This needs to be taken of FMYLIFE
jmmoe 4
How does it feel. Not so great huh. Remember that.
loveistwisted 10
What did I just read...
jafogurl 2
dude congrats
Unendingfear 4
:3 happens to me all the time. v.v Just aiming for my mouth, though.
itWasntMe24 3
You aim for your mouth when you ********** ?
GeorgiaBea 28
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
pocketspock 3
On the plus side, I'd say you're a very healthy young man. Congratulations.
heroin_chic 4
Something your gonna like from that point on xP
gow16 2
don't worry it's good for the skin, at least thats what I tell the girls lol
lowercaseG 13
Doesn't matter, had sex... With your hand