SamWGovan
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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CyborgBanana 12
BOOM! Headshot...
NzaHaFML 13
So what did it taste like?
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ICastillo 25
Well that's new way to do the Money shot.
dashizam 10
Hentai perhaps?
dashizam 10
An FML reference, duh.
perdix 31
Yuck, you did The Cobain.
jangalianxi 6
You mean OP's psycho wife shot him with his cum then covered it up to look like he did it himself?
TipOfTheHat 10
Please don't ever buy a firearm!
BlowinChronic 18
Why not? He'll probably just zone out, shoot himself in the head, thus raising the population's IQ.
Bright_Lights 14
I struggle to understand how zoning out while masturbating and subsequently ejaculating on your face relates to low IQ...
Dracoboxer357 36
61- *Face palm* With a firearm, kid, shoots himself in the head with a......oh, why do I bother? :p
CarbonCoach 11
It's like test scores for a class. You get 23% and everyone else gets 60%, 76%,78%, etc. To find the average you add all those test scores and divide by the number of test scores that were added. That gives you the average. Now think of the your test score as your IQ and the class test score as the country. If you reproduce and make babies you will be lowering their IQ since yours is low to begin with. Then the countrys overall IQ rate will drop... at #61.
grannygruber 6
Now you'll know how ur GF feels when u do that shit to her! YDI
aisthecoolest 8
Who said he does that to his girlfriend?
lexiepullen 7
Who said he has a girlfriend?
MBedford 2
People who master are into their own nostrils normally don't have girlfriends
yusaku02 20
well... at least it was your own.
StaticSeduction 9
So Spiderman had an accident???
looney_mc 4
Nice I'm going to try that one at home
klovemachine 24
Good luck with that :P
gmaniac93 7
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've done that at least twice. Not on purpose of course.
justhanging 6
So, once wasn't enough?
cnator 12
No, the feeling was just so good he had to do it again.
Accuraxy 10
At least it didn't get into both eyes. Then you would be scrambling around for a tissue with no pants on and semen dripping from your face.
GothickNihilist 15
Thank you for that lovely visual.If you excuse me I an going to gouge out my eyes now.
Accuraxy 10
Anytime, misses.