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SamWGovan London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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CyborgBanana 12

BOOM! Headshot...

NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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Vidrill 22

The unfair part is that no one will suspect that, whereas when me or one of my female friends show up with a red eye, it's always everyone's first guess. People are so dirty minded nowadays. Anyway, cheer up OP, it was just a bad day, no one will ever know (except from the ever-growing FML community)...

beannlove 7

it does

upsidedownn 8

Make sure you check your ears...don't want anyone thinking it's hair gel.

Dracoboxer357 36

34- I was wondering when/if someone was going to mention Something About Mary. :)

ChaoticBacon 6

He came, he couldn't see, he got conquered.

misfitmonroe 4

IN THE FAAAACCCEEE!

mercsl65 7

Now you can confidently say you know what sperm tastes, smells, feels and with fine detail , looks like.

upsidedownn 8

How proud he must be!