Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
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Top comments
iSativa 24
Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.
jpsullivan 36
well thats not overkill in the slightest
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Comments (79)
anabanana101 15
Must've been scary for the guy friend
alindori 2
That will be me, when my daughter runs into her male friends.
MiaTheMartian 21
#stopdadsfromtreatingtheirdaughterslikeproperty2k15
Stitcher 14
#stopdadsfromtreatingtheirdaughterslikeproperty2015
greatkate2020 14
Overprotective much?
spicyclubsauce 13
Lmao that is the best thing ever
Astrum14 24
Well that's a good way to damage your relationship with your daughter. If my father had threatened my platonic male friends, he wouldn't get to meet any of them. Or boyfriends, for that matter. I just wouldn't introduce him to the men in my life at all. That shit isn't "protective" or "endearing" in any way.
thejonac 21
at least you know your dad loves you
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I hate the fact it's still a thing to try and protect a daughter's chastity. Often the same fathers will think their sons having sex is fine. Girls are not delicate, helpless little things who need to be told what to do. They can make their own choices, the idea of threatening boyfriends when you wouldn't girlfriends is nothing but misogyny hidden in a false guise of protectiveness.
skyeyez9 25
People either have extremely overprotective parents, or parents who could care less. Mine were overprotective and I hated it, and I envied my best friend whose parents let him get away with everything. But now looking back, I see how my parents were and thankful they tried their best to keep me out of trouble. As we grew older, my friend and I grew apart and he started getting into legal trouble, excessive drinking, partying, couldnt hold a job, drugs and in/out of jail. I believe it was the lack of discipline from his mom and dad. He could never do wrong in their eyes.