Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
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Top comments
cfojo 19
Hopefully your father defended you OP. That's pretty indecent of that man to say that about you.
Bloodcalibur 13
That must have been quite the adventure itself.
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Comments (51)
Bloodcalibur 13
That must have been quite the adventure itself.
Malecent 13
Did you tell him that?
kpetrovski 24
Ew.
trtnt25 19
Wow some people are so creepy. I hope your dad said something to him.
Vintage_Cola 29
No words were spoken that day. As the foolish mortal stood no chance against his new, terrifying opponent. Later that day, the man's body was found 6 feet under in a remote forest along the countryside.
RedPillSucks 33
not sure Why the thumbs down. this would flash cross my mind if someone said this about my daughter in my presence
chuka81 27
I'm trying to figure out who it was more awkward for. You or your Dad.
JustinJK 21
Did your dad demolish his face?
sturschaedel 27
If the dad is a member of DADD that would be a given.
rainbotato 14
Forget her dad! I would have bashed his face myself
whitnayfortooh 29
um...awkward..
cfojo 19
Hopefully your father defended you OP. That's pretty indecent of that man to say that about you.
Aimeejasmine 15
Pretty indecent is an understatement
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't get why some men say stuff like that. Did he expect the guy (your father) to agree and laugh about it with him? Or did he just want the crap beaten out of him? No guy would be ok with a guy talking like that about the girl he's with, whether girlfriend, friend, sister, or daughter. He's an idiot.
kindasortayeah 25
How incredibly awkward. It's so tasteless to say something like that in general, much less to find out you are saying that to a man about his daughter. I'm sure everyone was comfortable with that conversation!
Silk_Routes 14
hopefully daddy ignored him
JustinJK 21
That would a pussy ass father. feel sad for that hypothetical child.