Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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tiffanyjean 3
that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself
kellanlvr 1
aww I hate when my family does that :/
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tiffanyjean 3
that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself
Princess994 0
agreed. I would have been pissed and hurt that they did that
ortega_fml 0
i guess when they are there, they're family... without you. ydi.
zoodude91 0
no one says supper in the States OP. get with the times.
SeduceRecycle 0
LOOK AT THE DELICIOUS FOOD!
hhhiii 0
shush it tubby and Jessica alba on your pic? really. Is your name Luis?
Fluffeh 5
How do they deserve it?
pwincessa23 1
what??!!!!!!! WTF is wrong with them?!!! OLIVE GARDEN IS ABSOLUTELY BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I say u stab em!! lol jk don't go that far but it is good. mmmmm yummy maybe cuz I'm prego but I think it's awesome!
SeduceRecycle 0
48, yes olive garden is delicious! There is one here in Edmonton == YUMMMMM. Always really busy
woofis 0
my cousin got hives at an olive garden once.
Wtfmlib 0
you are the stupidest person ever #5
sprawlguard 0
haha ftw
KingDingALing 9
Piss on the kitchen floor and then leave. Let your mom clean it up. Or better yet, take a shit on the floor! XD
AbsoluteTurtle 0
olive garden sucks amyway, and nice ballad of gay tony reference haha
Jessi2487 0
25- i was so gonna say tht
zoodude91 0
olive garden is retarded - it's horrible Italian food.
pwincessa23 1
96, no it's not...
isuckok 11
#25 My gran does. I used to when I lived with her, and I still do sometimes. It's a personal preference, not "getting with the times"
Tankkiller308 16
What are you a Yankee or something you need to get with the program, #24
kellanlvr 1
aww I hate when my family does that :/
chantelfurtado 0
me too I HATE it
pdk420 0
your family's are *****
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahaha dude olive garden isn't that good anyways =P
sexybitch92 0
agreed , Olive Garden isn't that great. fyl though op your family sounds cheap and mean.
FYLDeep 26
I've never been there either, but their commercials make it look like the greatest place ever.
KiaraMonet 0
Their BreadSticks Are Awesome.
RandomDudeOrRD 0
the breadsticks and salad are to die for! nom nom nom nom nom.
azn_pridee69 0
olive garden is beast. stfu D:
Filitov 0
So go make a PB&J sandwich and enjoy it. Problem solves.
Filitov 0
*solved. God I hate the auto-correct on iPhones.
panchod1234 0
n if your still lonly u can eff tha sandwich?
doink 0
PB&J sandwich > Olive Garden
Joemc 0
panchod I'm pretty sure that if their family was home they wouldn't "eff" them so why would he do that to a sandwich?
makemeasandwich 0
9 - then just turn it off.
MaCOOLiT 5
maybe if you were such a lazy butt you could have been there. ydi!
brianjman14 23
So you're saying if she IS a lazy butt, she could have been there? What? That makes no sense...
isuckok 11
Perhaps she was exhausted from whatever she had done that week/weekend.
LAO_fml 0
maybe they were talking about how fat you are so they didn't want you to come cuz they charge per chair you would take up 2 you lazy ass
X_o_X_ocutie 0
lol
ElectricGhost_fml 5
how is the girl/boy lazy they just took a nap so that makes them automatically lazy?!
6sick6 4
No, it's just fun to assume that :D
makemeasandwich 0
look on the bright side.. you have the home for yourself.
Ahunya 0
One extra person to feed :)haha
hhhiii 0
you mean one less!
ShotCaller82 0
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you're hot :-)
brianjman14 23
Well, now you have the house to yourself. :) But yeah, that was mean.